As a woman…

How much more clarity do you need?!

I could be your midwife. You know, get my hands dirty?

I’m not suggesting we be motivated by anything as vulgar as an enormous finder’s fee, but I just thought you might like to bid adieu to our 17th straight month of winter and join me in sunnier climes for a week.

Abbi, you are the love of my life.

- And how did that make you feel?
- Good. Because it confirmed everything that I feel about myself.

She’s just a girl who looks like me.

We were talking once…